"What? We Parkies can get free Frisbees, you say? Cool!" No, no no... I said FREEBIES, not Frisbees!! Listen up now, people!! If you're like me, I'll take just about anything that is free - even pens, post-it notes, and such that they give out at conferences and seminars. ("Yes sir, feel free to take a Tootsie-Roll and a pen with a cow on it that says 'Moo' every time you tip it upside-down." Yeah, just what I needed...) ...